Never Make Her Wait

It is a Friday afternoon in late August when Andrea Baxter arrives at her last scheduled appointment of the day. Andrea is a licensed physician’s assistant who works for a life insurance company. Her job involves performing examinations of customers who have applied for life insurance policies. She performs the examinations at the customer’s home or office.

Andrea arrives at the offices of Halladay Investments just before her scheduled 6:00 p.m. appointment. She has an appointment with the owner of the business, William Halladay. When she approaches the office Andrea sees an older woman closing and locking the office door.

Andrea introduces herself and explains that she has an appointment with Mr. Halladay. The woman unlocks the door and lets Andrea into the lobby! . Andrea is told by the woman that the office closed early today. It turns out that the staff went to a nearby bar for happy hour.

Andrea is visibly upset. “He can’t have alcohol in his system”, she says.

“No, no, Mr. Halladay is a total fitness nut. He doesn’t drink or smoke. Today was one of the employee’s last day with the firm. So Mr. Halladay just went along to wish her well”, says the woman.

Andrea is asked to have a seat in the lobby so that the woman can call Mr. Halladay. Although the woman steps into an adjoining conference room when she makes the call, Andrea can nevertheless hear the woman as she attempts several times to reach Mr. Halladay.

The woman finally leaves a voice mail saying that it is urgent that Mr. Halladay call her immediately. A few minutes later the woman comes back to the lobby. As she begins to tell Andrea that she has been unable to reach Mr. Halladay the woman’s cell phone rings. She excuses herself and goes back into the adjoining conference room.

Andrea hears the woman explain to Mr. Halladay that Andrea said it will be impossible for her to reschedule. Andrea said no such thing and wonders why the woman would say that. The woman returns to the lobby a couple of minutes later.

“Mr. Halladay asked me to apologize to you and to let you know he will be here in a few minutes”, says the woman.

“Thank you.! May I ask why you told him that I could not possibly reschedule”, asks Andrea.

“Sometimes I get tired of him thinking the world revolves around him. Just wait until you meet him. He will act like ….. never mind. Let’s just say that if I had not said that he would not be on his way back right now. That is for sure”, concludes the woman.

Twenty minutes later Mr. Halladay walks into the office looking a little disheveled. He introduces himself to Andrea with a huge unnaturally white smile and tells her that he will be right with her. Mr. Halladay then goes into the inner office. A couple minutes later the woman enters the lobby and has a seat at the reception desk. It appears that Mr. Halladay has asked her to stay until their appointment is concluded. It ! also appears that the woman is not very happy.

A sm! iling Mr . Halladay enters the lobby and says, “Ready now. Right this way Ms. Baxter.”

Andrea follows Mr. Halladay to the back of the firm and they go into his large office. He closes the door behind them. They then take a seat at a small round conference table to the side of the room.

Andrea opens her portfolio and removes a folder. She then begins asking Mr. Halladay a series of questions related to his personal and family medical history. After completing the questionnaire Andrea begins her physical examination.

She first opens and puts on a pair of sterile gloves. Andrea then examines Mr. Halladay’s eyes, ears, nose and throat. Thereafter, Andrea asks Mr. Halladay to stand up and remove his shirt. As he does, Andrea observes that Mr. Halladay appears to be in excellent physical condition for someone in his late forties.

After he has removed his shirt Andrea uses her stethoscope on his back to listen to his lungs. Andrea then moves to his chest and listens to his heart.

“Sorry I made you wait earlier”, says Mr. Halladay.

“Quiet please”, responds Andrea.

“It is just that one of my girls left today and I wanted to be there to give her my best before she left”, continues Mr. Halladay ignoring Andrea’s instruction to be quiet.

Andrea next takes a blood sample from Mr. Halladay's arm. The whole time he winced and squirmed worse than a young c! hild getting a vaccination.

By now Andrea has total! ly had i t with Mr. Halladay. The fact that he would refer to his female employees as “my girls” makes Andrea’s blood boil. A thought crosses Andrea’s mind and she smiles to herself as she steps back from Mr. Halladay.

“Please remove the rest of your clothes”, she says to Mr. Halladay.

“All of them?” asks Mr. Halladay.

“Yes, all of them”, answers Andrea who remains standing in front of Mr. Halladay looking directly at him.

An uncomfortable looking Mr. Halladay slips off his shoes and socks. He then unfastens his belt and removes his pants and u! nderwear. Andrea immediately sees that quite the opposite of his oversized ego, Mr. Halladay has what appears to be an undersized penis.

Andrea then pulls up a chair with her foot and sits directly in front of Mr. Halladay. She then reaches out and takes hold of his testicles and begins examining them with her hand. She pauses briefly when she notices something on his penis.

“Mr. Halladay, have you ejaculated in the past eight hours?” asks Andrea.

“Umm, no”, answers Mr. Halladay.

“So did you get a chance to give your girl your best this afterno! on?” asks Andrea.

Andrea glances up and notices a! small s mile cross his face.

“Yes I did. Actually I am sorry to see her leave”, says Mr. Halladay.

“I bet you are”, says Andrea.

“Excuse me”, responds Mr. Halladay.

“From the lipstick on your penis it looks like she at least started to give you her best”, says Andrea without looking up. Mr. Halladay does not immediately respond.

Andrea continues her examination of Mr. Halladay’s testicles. Despite her thorough handling of his testicles, Mr. Halladay’s penis remains in its small flaccid state.

After a long pause, Mr. Halladay says, “It was her idea I assure you”.

“I see. But you did not get a chance to give her all of your best. You did not ejaculate in her mouth. You told me previously that you have not ejaculated in the past eight hours. That is correct, right?” asks Andrea.

“Umm….yes that is correct. I did not ejaculate”, answers Mr. Halladay.

Andrea then stands up and pushes the chair away with her leg.

She picks up the urine sample container that she brought with her and removes the lid. She then holds it out directly in front of Mr. Halladay's penis. With her other hand she takes hold of his penis and points it directly at the container.

"Shouldn't I do that instead of you?" asks Mr. Halladay.

"No, this way w! e avoid contamination of the sample", answers Andrea.

After several excruciatingly embarrassing minutes Mr. Halladay is finally able to begin to give a sample. Andrea almost immediately tells him to stop that she has enough urine. Mr. Halladay nearly overflows the container before he is able to stop the flow of urine.

After putting the lid back on the urine container and setting it aside, Andrea turns back to Mr. Halladay.

“Okay, now please turn around and bend over. Go ahead and put your hands on the desk and spread your legs. This is going to be uncomfortable for a moment or two. Breathe in and out slowly and try to relax”, says Andrea.

Andrea then lubricates her right index gloved finger and gives Mr. Halladay a thorough prostate exam. After a couple of minutes she removes her finger. Andrea would swear from the look of it that Mr. Halladay's penis has shrunk even smaller.

“Was she with your firm long? The young woman who was giving you oral sex,” asks Andrea.

“No, she was just a summer intern. She is just a few years out of high school actually”, says Mr. Halladay.

“I am bit surprised that you would allow an employee to perform oral sex on you, especially one so young”, says Andrea.

“And why does that surprise you?” asks an increasingly uncomfortable Mr. Halladay.

“Well knowing how young girls talk I would think you would not want everyone around your firm hearing about your rather sma! ll penis”, says Andrea.

Mr. Halladay stands in stunned silence blushing brightly.

“Okay, I just need to get a rectal temperature and we will be all done”, says Andrea.

Andrea reaches out and picks up an engraved pen that is sitting on the side of Mr. Halladay’s desk. Instead of a thermometer she inserts the pen into his rectum.

“I need to get something that I left in the lobby. I will be right back. Don’t move until I return”, instructs Andrea.

Mr. Halladay simply nods his assent.

Andrea picks up her things as she walks out of his office leaving the door wide open. As she enters the lobby she continues directly to the front door. At the front door she stops and turns to the woman sitting behind the desk.

“He is quite an ass don’t you think” asks Andrea.
“I couldn’t agree more”, responds the woman.

“Oh, I almost forgot. He asked me to have you come to his office right away” says Andrea.

“Thank you”, responds the woman.

“My pleasure, I assure you”, says a smiling Andrea who then turns and walks out the door.

Copyright © 2008 by KAJE.

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